I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize
