I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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