So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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