I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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