I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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