Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
How's work?
Spinning.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
There's even glitter on my cock...
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