What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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