I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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