The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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