He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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