That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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