So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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