At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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