Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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