Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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