Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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