I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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