dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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