okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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