She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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