My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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