He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I don't deserve a penis
did you just send me my own nude
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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