fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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