I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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