She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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