I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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