So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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