Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
