bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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