It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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