How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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