if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
