they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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