Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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