Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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