sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize