I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
