doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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