on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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