i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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