idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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