How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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