Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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