i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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