Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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