Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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