we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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