I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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