saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Jerry, you need to find god
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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