How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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