SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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