i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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